Am I
Damn Near
Perfect?
10 questions to determine your actual worth as a human being.*
*Results are scientifically unproven and mostly for laughs.
The "Science" of Judgment
Amidamnnearperfect utilizes a proprietary, highly volatile algorithm developed by watching 5,000 hours of reality television and judging strangers on public transport. We don't measure your IQ; we measure your SQ (Soul Quality). Our rigorous 10-step process identifies the microscopic flaws in your personality that your friends are too polite to mention.
What We Analyze
Social Etiquette
Do you hold the door? Do you reply to texts? Or are you the reason society is collapsing?
Moral Flexibility
Finding a wallet, stealing wifi, and the complex ethics of taking hotel shampoos.
Hygiene Standards
The truth about your shower habits and the "sniff test" on laundry day.
User Testimonials
"I thought I was a good person until this quiz pointed out that I steal hoodies. 10/10 would cry again."
"Finally, a medical diagnosis for why I'm single. It's not them, it's definitely me."
